WOLF
OF Wall Street
2.0
So, the key to success in crypto is you gotta stay relaxed. You jerk off? How many times a week? If you’re feeling like a jeet, you gotta pump those rookie numbers up.
Think about it, you’re dealing with numbers all day long. Wallet addresses, technical analysis, slippage… fucking digits… all very acidic above the shoulders mustard shit.
Number one rule of crypto… nobody, I don’t care if you’re Michael Saylor or if you’re Vitalik Buterin, nobody knows if a token is gonna go up, down, sideways or in fucking circles, least of all crypto twitter, right?
It’s all a fugazi. Do you know what fugazi is? It’s…fairy dust. It doesn’t exist, it’s never landed, it is no matter, it’s not on the elemental chart. It’s not fucking real. Right?
Stay with me. Projects like $WOLF don’t create shit; they don’t build anything. Except for badass memes and community. And the $WOLF community is fucking lit! 🔥
So you gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. And keep the rhythm below the belt. This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don’t, you will fall out of balance. Glitch your differential and jeet your bags. Or worse yet, I’ve seen this happen, become utterly REKT.Pop off to the bathroom, work one out anytime you can. And when you get really good at it, you’ll be fucking stroking it and you’ll be thinking about rocket ships 🚀 and moon 🌝.
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Number one rule of crypto… nobody, I don’t care if you’re Michael Saylor or if you’re Vitalik Buterin, nobody knows if a token is gonna go up, down, sideways or in fucking circles, least of all crypto twitter, right?
It’s all a fugazi. Do you know what fugazi is? It’s…fairy dust. It doesn’t exist, it’s never landed, it is no matter, it’s not on the elemental chart. It’s not fucking real. Right?
Stay with me. Projects like $WOLF don’t create shit; they don’t build anything. Except for badass memes and community. And the $WOLF community is fucking lit🔥. So, the key to success in crypto is you gotta stay relaxed. You jerk off? How many times a week? If you’re feeling like a jeet, you gotta pump those rookie numbers up.
Think about it, you’re dealing with numbers all day long. Wallet addresses, technical analysis, slippage… fucking digits… all very acidic above the shoulders mustard shit. So you gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. And keep the rhythm below the belt. This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Trust me. If you don’t, you will fall out of balance. Glitch your differential and jeet your bags. Or worse yet, I’ve seen this happen, become utterly REKT.
Pop off to the bathroom, work one out anytime you can. And when you get really good at it, you’ll be fucking stroking it and you’ll be thinking about rocket ships 🚀 and moon 🌝.
$WOlF Supply
100% Liquidity Burn
ZEro Taxes
Renounced Contract
Create A Wallet
Download metamask or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to metamask.io
Get Some ETH
Have ETH in your wallet to switch to $WOLF. If you don’t have any ETH, you can buy directly on metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
GO To Uniswap
Have ETH in your wallet to switch to $WOlF. If you don’t have any ETH, you can buy directly on metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
Switch Eth to Wolf
Switch ETH for $WOLF. We have ZERO taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility.
$WOLf 2.0 Roadmap
- Launch
- Website v1 & new logo
- WOLF V1 token holders airdrop
- 50% of supply gifted to Jordan Belfort
- Influencer advertising
- Telegram ETH trending
- Coingecko + CMC Listings
- Get $WOLF trending on Twitter
- $WOLF Tipbot launches
- Genesis of alpha sharing community & channel @TheWolfHowlz
- The $WOLF Lounge – adult entertainment (v1)
- 1000+ holders
- Expanded paid advertising
- Jordan Belfort cameo
- $WOLF nfts*
- $WOLF Staking
- Stage 1 CEX listings
- $WOLF merch (initial rollout)*
- Community partnerships
- AMAs, VC and spaces
- 10k+ holders
- *profits from nft sales & merch will be used for marketing, exchange listings and $WOLF buyback/burns
- $WOLF rewards to nft holders as marketcap milestones are reached
- Stage 2 CEX listings
- Expanded merch offerings
- Website v2
- Formation of token/nft gated discord group for holders
- Establishment of a DAO
- More to come!
- 100k+ holders
Become a Wolf Of Wall Street
Today !
$WOLF coin has no association with Jordan Belfort, The Wolf of Wall Street brand or any of the actors in the movie by Paramount Pictures.
We are simply paying homage to a meme we all love and recognize.$WOLF is a memecoin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. There is no formal team or guaranteed roadmap. the coin is completely useless and for entertainment purposes only.